welcome to hell (not in michigan or caymen islands)
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this is what i still look like

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARCHITECTURE SCHOOL WHEN...
 
 
1. ...the alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
2. ...you're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially in the Structures lecture.
3. ...you know what UHU glue tastes like.
4. ...you CELEBRATE a space and OBSERVE your birthday.
5. ...coffee and cokes are tools, not treats.
6....people get nauseous just by smelling your caffeine
breath.
7. ...you get surprised when you see a new building in your
school.
8. ...you think it's possible to CREATE space.
9. ...you've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in
a single weekend.
9a....you've slept less then 2 hours non-stop in a single
weekend
10....you fight with inanimate objects.
11. you've fallen asleep in the washroom.
12. youre brother or sister thinks he or she is an only
child.
13....you've listened to all your cds in less than 48 hours.
14....you're not seen in public.
15. ...you lose your house keys for a week and you don't
even notice.
16....you've brushed your teeth and washed your
hair in the school's washroom.
17....you've discovered the benefits of
having none or very short hair. (You've started to
appreciate inheriting baldness.)
18....you've used an entire role of film to photograph the
sidewalk.
19....you know the exact time the vending machines are
refilled.
20....you always carry your deodorant.
21....you become excellent at recycling when
making models.
22. ...when you try to communicate,
you make a continuous and monotonous whine.
23....you've danced YMCA with excellent choreography
at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your
body.
24....you take notes and messages with a rapidograph and
colour markers.
25....you combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one
single meal.
26....you see holidays only as extra sleeping time.
 27....you've got more photographs of
buildings than of actual people.
28....you've taken your girlfriend(boyfriend) on a date to
a construction site.
29....you've realised that french curves are not that
exciting.
30....you can live without human contact, food or daylight,
but if you can't print: it's chaos.
31....when youre being shown pictures of a trip, you ask
what the human scale is.
32....you can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web
page, but you don't know how to use Excel.
33....You refer to great architects (dead or alive)
by their first name, as if you knew them. (Frank,
Corbu, Mies, Norman...)
34....you buy 50 dollar magazines that you haven't read
yet.
35....when someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel offended.
36....you cook gourmet meals at 1230 at night
37....you try to hang your keys on the lightswitch and think nothing of it
38....you've tried to access the annex with something other than your flashcard (ie: bank card, drivers liscence, giant eagle card)

all according to EMMA!

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I didn't do it!

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I swear no one was injured that night!